Flowers & Nibbles Basket
The florist says...
"Snacker's Surprise" - A bright and cheerful basket arrangement typically including lilliums, gerberas and iris, and sweet and savoury treats.
BFO says...
The idea behind this awesome arrangement is that they're for when you have a friend who has done themselves a little injury and requires some hospital time.
No, seriously.
You send these to them, then go visit once you know they have arrived.
Ideally your friend might be a little sedated and given all the hospital mush they push into those tubes probably not so hungry anyway.
Thus to pass the time while you sit there pretending to be interested, while actually tweeting on your iphone, you can snack away and still leave a pretty great looking basket of flowers.
No one will notice.
Only your guilty conscience will know, and if you drink enough not even you will hear it.
